The Blog of Author Robert K. Lewis

My Latest Post Over at Criminal Element!

I’m a little late in putting this up, sorry. I had a bout of… um, well… “Drunkenous Guitargodness”.

Now I’m recouping and waiting for my hearing to return.

However, here you go! Please give it a read, and leave a comment if you’re so inclined. I’d deeply appreciate it, trust me. 🙂

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Shoulda Been Called “Cut My Throat Island”!

Man, there were so many ways to start this post that it just wasn’t fair!

I mean, look at this list:

I want my two hours back.
Ah yes, the movie that sank an entire studio.
The movie that turned me off of Geena Davis and into a eunuch.
The movie that made me want to walk the plank.
I watched this, then wanted to find the film’s director Renny Harlin and beat him senseless, and I STILL WANTED MY TWO HOURS BACK!!!!

Etc. . . . You get the idea.

Anyway, let’s sit down and talk Cutthroat Island! Yes, this really was the movie that sent Carolco (Cutthroat Island’s production company) to the bottom of the ocean, never to surface again.

[Let’s hope it doesn’t sink me in the process of watching it!]

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